, what
would you do?
4. If Link gets some cheese, what would he do with it?
5. If Luigi gets his own video game, how would Mario react?
Christmas 99's Compositions
Xmas is right around the corner so we decided to create some Christmas stuff (Letters to Santa, Carols, Stories) featuring Nintendo Characters. We hope you enjoy it!
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Cameron Tidd
Mario's Letter To Santa
By Cameron Tidd
Dear Santa,
.......Here are a few of the things I need. I've been a very good boy, and
always obeyed my mommy. Hahahahahahahaha! Oh look what you did Luigi,
you made me mess up! Anyway, here is what I want:
Slim Fast, 100 tons. I really need it.
Fitness machine. To keep my body strong after the Slim Fast.Beatle singles
A longer contract with Nintendo.The world to be filled with happiness and peace
For no man or woman to be poor. Please Santa Claus, please send these to me.
Love,
Fatty I mean Mario! Cut it out Luigi!
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Jeff Lauttamus
Link's Letter To Santa
By Jeff Lauttamus
.......Hi. It's Link again. This year I'm 35! I'm gettting really big,
Santa! Anyway, what I really want for Christmas this year, are divorce
papers. I'm tired of this b**** Ruto! I don't want to be a prince! Also, I want the Triforce, too. I've tried that rumor that Jeff Lauttamus told me
and it didn't work! All
that happened was that I got on Malon's bad side, and I smell like...you
know! Thanks a lot, Santa!
Merry Christmas, NOT!
Link
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Toad
The RED Christmas Tree
By Toad
.......
Pikachu saw some ketchup he wanted. He took it but spilled it on a
Christmas tree. So he asked for more.
THE END.
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December 99's Questions
This month, we suprinsignly Lugia007: It's surprisingly... answered these Christmas related questions...
1. What will Santa bring Bowser for Christmas?
2. If a wish was granted to Ganon for Christmas, what would it be?
3. What would Pikachu do if his home received a snow storm?
4. What is the best Nintendo game that was releaed this holiday season? Why?
5. What Nintendo Character would you want to be caught under the mistletoe with? Why?
Staff, what did you answer?
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Cameron Tidd
1.He will get fire extenguishers.
2. A deed to ruling Hyrule forever.
3. He would shock the snow until it melted.
4. Donkey Kong 64 because has great concept, changing the charactersand all, and great graphics, everything's awesome!
5. Peach, because I'd REALLY love to kiss a princess like her.
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Yoshi1466
1. Huh? Who or what is this "Santa" you speak about? And this "Christmas"? You people are too weird. When you start making sense, call me. For now, I'm off to decorate my Yoshmas toilet with dog treats and toiler paper.
2. Ganon wish would be that Zelda stops looking at him like a ugly pig. (Heh heh.)
3. Pikachu would run around screaming "PIKACHUUU!" and would go to Jigglypuff and say "PIKACHUUU!" Together they'd go to Charmander and Jigglypuff would say "JIGGLYPUFFF!" So the three would go to Bulbasaur and Charmander would say "CHARMANDERRRR!" The four would go to Clefairy and Charmander would say "CHARMANDERRRR!"
Together the 5 would go to the king and Clefairy would say "CLEFAIRRRRY!" The king would then send a plow, but it's too late, the snow would already be melted.
Then, this story would be made into a N64 and be worser than Friday the 13th, but it would still great reviews and be at the top of the N64 Charts. Go figure.
4. Harvest Moon 64. The HM series are some of the best RPG's out there and HM64 is no exception! In my opinion, HM is even better than PoKéMoN cause there seems that there is a lot more to do in the game.
5. Mistletoe? You people are weird. Who would really want to stand under a mistletoe? Wouldn't you rather stand under rocketfinger? This holiday is just too stupid for me. I'm off to Yoshi's Island. See ya.
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Jeff Lauttamus
1. Hmm...I don't know, flame-retartdant dental floss?
2. Ganon...hmm...one thing...I don't fell clever today! Oh, yeah! He
would have HC be the best Zelda site on the net! I know it! (Yoshi1466:
Stop plugging your site! Oh and by the way, this parenthesed message has been brought to you by YEPSI, the #1 preferred soft drink among Yoshis!)
3. Well, I think that then he would be scared of ice and waterpokemon, and
hand out in Cinabar Island Mansion so I can finally catch one!!!
4. No doubt, it would have to be Jet Force Gemini. I love that game!!!
However, if there was any game I could choose, the best game this Xmas
would have to be Tony Hawk's Pro Skater. However, that would give mebad
memories of my hero's retirement *tears*
5. Nintendo character? Umm...probably Savrina from Pokémon. I wouldlike to
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Toad
1. Bowser would find some Yoshi Dolls!
2. Ganon gets a bomb. Poor Ganon!
3. Use agility to escape all of it. He would also throw out Pokéballs to
help fight it.
4. PoKéMoN Yellow
5. Misteltoe? (Mistletoe: n. A European parasitic shrub, found growing on various deciduous trees and having yellowish green leaves, inconspicuous flowers and glutinuous white berries, used as a Christmas decoration.)
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November 99's Questions
This month, we asked these ONE related questions...
1. If you could tell Mario ONE thing, what would it be?
2. If you could change ONE thing about The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina Of Time, what would it be?
3. What is DK's ONE best quality?
Let's see what the staff said....
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Cameron Tidd
1.I would tell him that "Nintendo Freaks" is the best
website around about Nintendo.
2. I would change the ending, and make like a longer
destruction scene of the castle, showing the inside ripping apart.
3. His super-spin.
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Yoshi1466
1. Well, I tried talking to Mario once at the Mushroom Awards but they kicked me out of there! They thought I was going to kill him or something. Well, if I had to say something to him, I would ask him to get his men to throw me somewhere again, because getting thrown around and getting hurt in the process is cool. (Cameron Tidd: Didn't anyone understand that?)
2. I would ditch Epona and replaced her with me. I can even make a horse sound *moo* see!
3. *ROTFL* DK? Having a best quality? Please... his only best quality is getting kidnapped by King K. Rool. (DKC2 and DKC3) Or being second best. (Like to Diddy) You people need a real hero like me.... I am the real Y2K problem (Yoshi 2000, cool)! Bow down to me *Staff members takes him out the room* BOW DOWN TO MEEEEEE!
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Jeff Lauttamus
1. Well, first off I would tell him to go get that stupid mustache trimmed,
it sucks. Second, I would tell him that he's too old to be in videogames
anymore, and so he can go, like, jump off a building or something creative
like that. (Yoshi1466: That's two things. Can't you read?)
2. Hmm....I know everything about Zelda 64 (j/k), so I would have to say
that I would have to change the difficulty of it, except the water temple.
To this day, I can't do it without my friends help!!! The game is way too
easy, and too easy to find items.
3. None. He is a stupid ape (why would they call him Donkey Kong if he's a
gorilla?) and all of his games are stupid.
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Toad
1. I would tell him "You're no hero!"
2. Add PoKéMmoN Characters into it!
3. Hmm.... His size.
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October's Questions
This month, we asked these Halloween related questions...
1. What is your favorite Halloween-like Nintendo Game?
2. If Mario was transported into a Halloween-like Nintendo Game, what would he look like?
3. What would be Shigeru Miyamoto's Halloween Costume?
Let's see what the staff said....
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Cameron Tidd
1. Halloween Musical Chairs. (Yoshi1466: That's a Nintendo Game? Cool! I want it!)
2. He would wear all black, have black horns out of his cap, and look
like a vampire.
3. An evil Nintendo executive.
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Yoshi1466
1. I never really played any real Halloween type games, but the scariest game I ever played was well, Friday the 13th for the NES. That was the only game that caused me to run out of my room screaming. Good thing my mommy burned that awful, awful game for me.
2. Who really cares about Mario? Let's talk about me. I would be all gross and stuff, have fangs in my mouth and I would be very scary. Scarier than Richard Simmons. You people are lucky I'm only in cuttie games cause if you saw my other side well... you don't want to know.
3. Well, he probably makes so many Mario games cause he's just like him, so he'd be dressed up as some sort of pasta. Can I go now?
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Jeff Lauttamus
1. Well, I'm not really a hardcore gamer (Just RPG's), and I don'tknow of
too many halloween related games, but if I had to say one, it would have to
be... uhh Castlevania sounds good.
2. I think that he would so scared out of his mind when he was out ofhis
nice little, happy, wonderful, pretty, scrumptious *starts swaying backand
forth*. Anyway, he would be so scared out of his mind, that his eyeswould
pop out of his head, and he would, like, DIE!!!!!!!!!!!
3. I think tha Shigeru has a little bit o fairy in him (do I hear a"navi"
anyone?), so he would probably dress up as...Princess Ruto!!! Causeshe's a
real *censors!*, and nobody likes her.
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Toad (Yoshi1466: Is that his real name? Toad: Shame you! No, my real name's not Toad, so what! )
Did not respond. Shame on you, Toad!
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